A man, a plan, a canal: a Tumblr.

SHIT, I AM BAD AT PALINDROMES.


I have never been one to keep a “The List.”  You know, the kind of list where you list people you would like to have sex with outside your relationship, and that it’s okay because your relationship person (the word “partner” just bums me out) understands that this is a once-in-a-lifetime thing and they want you to be happy and you would want the same for them if they had the opportunity?  I mean, seriously, I was at dinner with Brett and some friends of mine from work and everyone had a list, with a definite number 1, and the best thing I could come up with was a half-hearted “I dunno.  Detective Stabler?”
Well, let me tell you something.  This man, Jean Dujardin?  He is now at the very tip-top of my The List, and YOU CAN’T STOP ME.
LOOK AT HIM.
FOR. MI. DA. BLE.

I have never been one to keep a “The List.”  You know, the kind of list where you list people you would like to have sex with outside your relationship, and that it’s okay because your relationship person (the word “partner” just bums me out) understands that this is a once-in-a-lifetime thing and they want you to be happy and you would want the same for them if they had the opportunity?  I mean, seriously, I was at dinner with Brett and some friends of mine from work and everyone had a list, with a definite number 1, and the best thing I could come up with was a half-hearted “I dunno.  Detective Stabler?”

Well, let me tell you something.  This man, Jean Dujardin?  He is now at the very tip-top of my The List, and YOU CAN’T STOP ME.

LOOK AT HIM.

FOR. MI. DA. BLE.

3 months ago

  1. benzado said: You and Ellen need to discuss Lists.
  2. khealywu said: Eliot would be so mad! That’s pretty hot.
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